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reVirginizer Standard: This is the standard application of reVirginizer.  Use this version to restore your virginity and put yourself back right as rain and fresh as a daisy. reVirginizer standard does NOT include a printed certificate! ! Free !
reVirginizer Ultra: This is the standard application of reVirginizer, but it also includes a certificate! Yes, we mail you a certificate that will show everyone that your virginity has been restored. Be sure to enter the name to appear on the certificate in the box indicated! Only $9.95
reVirginizer Gift: Need to restore someone elses virginity? Use reVirginizer Gift and you can present them with the certificate showing that you bought them back something that you know they want. Please be sure to enter the name of the person you are buying the gift for where indicated on the order page!   Only $9.95!
Please expect 5-8 days for shipping your certificate. Please MAKE SURE that you spell the name you want printed on the certificate correctly!

Warning!: - Your virginity is a serious thing and you should not play with it lightly.  Side effects are many and can include:   romantic depression, pregnancy, fear of pregnancy, fear of lack of pregnancy, emotional stress, social diseases, bad reputation, less than flattering nicknames and lack of sleep.  Additionally it may:   Eliminate your ability to see Faeries, Unicorns or other mythical creatures as well as suppressing your ability to have fun playing with action figures, even really good ones that shoot stuff.  ReVirginizer's services are not intended to remove any of these conditions.