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Virginity Restoration for BridesGetting Married? Thinking about wearing white but you're worried what people will say? reVirginizer.com can help! Using our system you can wear white and avoid hearing laughter and snickering while you walk down the aisle! So when you hear someone say ... ''well, I'm really shocked she went with a white dress, everyone here knows she's been a complete tramp for many years'' you can turn to her and say "Grandma, I got reVirginized and you need to shut your pie hole!"
Between the flowers, the caterer, music, mothers, potential hubby and trying to get certain family members to start talking to certain other family members before the wedding, you have enough to worry about. You don't need to spend your time looking for that dress that is just off-white enough to stop the insults, without choosing something that people will call "an interesting choice" Do you give a damn about your bad reputation? Well we can help you get some of it back. Our procedures are an alternative to expensive and quite possibly painful surgical treatments that, well frankly, are just too scary for us to describe here. You can wear the brightest white version of your favorite Vera Wang, Reem Acra or Badgley Mischka gown.
50% of the proceeds from your virginity restoration go to charities that feed the poor.A great alternative to surgical procedures!
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 Warning!: - Your virginity is a serious thing and you should not play with it lightly. Side effects are many and can include: romantic depression, pregnancy, fear of pregnancy, fear of lack of pregnancy, emotional stress, social diseases, bad reputation, screening calls, funny walk, excessive toothbrush purchases, wearing the same clothing two days in a row, less than flattering nicknames and lack of sleep. Additionally it may: Eliminate your ability to see Faeries, Unicorns or other mythical creatures as well as suppressing your ability to have fun playing with action figures, even really good ones that shoot stuff. reVirginizer.com's services are not intended to remove or treat any medical condition. reVirginizer.com may not be recognized by your, or any other, religion or faith. |
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