Our flagship product, Revirginizer, utilizes state of the art technology of the Internet to provide quick and efficient restoration to a pre-sullied state.  Revirginizer provides an alternative to often painful and expensive surgical procedures such as hymenorrhaphy. 

How do we do it?   Well, while we certainly can't disclose all of our technological secrets, we can tell you something about our process.  Historically, karmic records were kept by hand, mostly by monks in remote mountain hideaways.   This was a time consuming, labor intensive, process.  With the advent of modern information technology, the maintenance and recording of these files has now been automated.  Don't misunderstand, only the Universe can apportion karma, and there is nothing that we or anyone else can (or should) do about that.  However, much like your credit report, we can apply to have items removed or annotated.

By combining your request to add clarifying information and making some charitable donations (karmic bread upon the water) we are able to get the Universe to turn many blind eyes to your transgresion.

To which charities do we give money?   Due to the somewhat risque nature of our services, we don't directly disclose the names of the charities that we donate to (for a list of charities, please contact our Company Communications Department).  We do focus on charities that feed people.  In our opinion it is most ethically relevant to fund simple, non-denominational charities that will allow another person to go to bed with a full stomach.